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PostSubject: fancy some jokes? Oo..   Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:18 pm

in olympics, the best is to get a gold medal, where u could say that u had won!
then its the bornze medal, which will allow to say that at least i won sth.. but the worst is silver cos, u ALMOST won..

once got this church, then got a electronic sign board which shoes a sentance..the sentance would stay for a week. there are sentances like i love families, i love friends, but there is one that only was there for a day- i love hurting people.

this kind of a religon joke.. so dont kill me..=X who is greater then god? God-father..

do u noe why the gods in indian temples always has their eyes looking down? cos the women wears sari.

if got any jokes share!!! ahahahaa
dont understand ask me.. jocolor
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PostSubject: Re: fancy some jokes? Oo..   Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:38 pm

1.What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw? (Outlaws are wanted.)
2.Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
3.The last time i went to the airport , i saw 10 jumbo jets landing on your tummy.
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PostSubject: Re: fancy some jokes? Oo..   Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:16 pm

What do you say when you didnt do your homework?
A: You cant blame me for something I didnt do!
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PostSubject: Re: fancy some jokes? Oo..   Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:33 pm

here's another one..a plane carrying 120people crashed landed into a cemetry..2370 bodies were found at the scene..

>>mod's comment: ok this is funny lol!
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PostSubject: Re: fancy some jokes? Oo..   Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:45 pm

1.Why do elephants never get rich??

Ans: Because they work for peanuts..

2.When Dad came home, he waas amazed to see his son sitting on a horse, writing something.
'What are you diong there?' he asked.
'Well, the teacher told us to write an essay on our favourite animal,' replied the boy

3.A young bow was helping his dad around the house.

'Son, you're like lightning with that hammer,' said the father.
'Really fast, eh Dad?' said the boy.
'No son, you never strike in the same place twice!'

What is the biggest ant in the world??

Ans: An eleph-ANT

What do you call the autobiography of a shark?

Ans: A fishy story

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Ans: A box of quackers

What is white, lives in the Himalayas and lays eggs?

Ans: The Abominable Snow Chicken

What happened to the male bee who fell in love??

Ans: He got stuck on his honey

When do kangaroos celebrate their birthday??

Ans: During LEAP years
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PostSubject: Re: fancy some jokes? Oo..   Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:29 pm

nice jokes!! got a really good laugh..hahahaha

1. you are so fat that when u walked passed me, i missed the whole SEASON of power rangers

2. you are so black, when u have a black dot on ur shirt, people thought there was a hole on it.

3. you are so black, when u wear all black clothes, people thought u were naked
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PostSubject: Re: fancy some jokes? Oo..   Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:15 pm

What you call a bangla wrapped in red towel???

















































































































































































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PostSubject: Re: fancy some jokes? Oo..   Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:50 am

What does an chinese say when he sees a black running?
SAI-pao(get it?) shit run?
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PostSubject: Re: fancy some jokes? Oo..   Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:24 pm

oi.. thats mine.. kns! Evil or Very Mad argh...
okok.. erm erm
what is smaller than nuts?





















































































peanutsxD
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PostSubject: Re: fancy some jokes? Oo..   Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:33 pm

come on lar.. dont so racist.xD
we now have coloured tv ok..xD not only black and white, got other people with other skin colour de!!!xD
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PostSubject: Re: fancy some jokes? Oo..   Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:52 pm

here's 1 i read: yo mamma is so old that qin shi huang was her son!!!
1 more: yo mamma is so ugly that when her husband dropped her off at the mart, he got a fine for littering!!!
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PostSubject: Re: fancy some jokes? Oo..   Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:37 pm

u are so ugly, when u alighted at an mrt station, ur friend got fined for littering

u are so ugly, when u join a contest for the ugliest, the organisers said," no professionals."
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